Archive for the ‘Henny Youngman’ Category

Because I’m Twelve

Because I sometimes display the maturity of a tween, I would so live to see the Moro Islamic Liberation Front be in the news more often so that news organization would have to show their acronym – MILF – and then watch in horror as the reporters realize what the acronym now means in Net culture.

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…using the elevator to go up or down only one floor will be prohibited.

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…until events like this start happening in the United States, Americans like this (and all others) will be banned from uttering the phrase “War on Christmas”.

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I am celebrating this milestone blog posting by continuing my streak – 500 and growing – of successfully managing to avoid being on WordPress’s “Freshly Pressed” page.

Here’s to 500 more posts of continuing obscurity!

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Interesting to note that had Jake England and Alvin Watts conducted their shooting spree against African-Americans in Florida, instead of Tulsa, Oklahoma, they could have claimed they were “standing their ground” and literally gotten away with murder…like this guy did.

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We interrupt our series of postings on the seven deadly sins (see here and here for previous installments) for his horrible pun.

When my friends and I dress up to reenact the American invasion of Panama in 1989, we call it Operation Just CausePlay.

Told you it was a horrible pun.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled program of sinning.

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…all people who rudely eat and drink while Skyping (or engaging in any other form of video-call conversation) will be forced to endure a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on the etiqutte of the 21st Century.

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