Because I sometimes display the maturity of a tween, I would so live to see the Moro Islamic Liberation Front be in the news more often so that news organization would have to show their acronym – MILF – and then watch in horror as the reporters realize what the acronym now means in Net culture.
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…using the elevator to go up or down only one floor will be prohibited.
I am celebrating this milestone blog posting by continuing my streak – 500 and growing – of successfully managing to avoid being on WordPress’s “Freshly Pressed” page.
Here’s to 500 more posts of continuing obscurity!
When my friends and I dress up to reenact the American invasion of Panama in 1989, we call it Operation Just CausePlay.
Told you it was a horrible pun.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program of sinning.
…all people who rudely eat and drink while Skyping (or engaging in any other form of video-call conversation) will be forced to endure a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on the etiqutte of the 21st Century.