Because I sometimes display the maturity of a tween, I would so live to see the Moro Islamic Liberation Front be in the news more often so that news organization would have to show their acronym – MILF – and then watch in horror as the reporters realize what the acronym now means in Net culture.
Archive for the ‘Henny Youngman’ Category
Because I’m Twelve
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged acronyms, MILF on April 5, 2013| Leave a Comment »
When I Rule the World (Edict #6)…
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged elevators, etiquette on March 4, 2013| Leave a Comment »
…using the elevator to go up or down only one floor will be prohibited.
When I Rule the World (Edict #5)…
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged Christmas, Nigeria, Pat Robertson, religion, violence on January 2, 2013| Leave a Comment »
…until events like this start happening in the United States, Americans like this (and all others) will be banned from uttering the phrase “War on Christmas”.
The Osmium Man of Blogging
Posted in Henny Youngman on June 4, 2012| Leave a Comment »
I am celebrating this milestone blog posting by continuing my streak – 500 and growing – of successfully managing to avoid being on WordPress’s “Freshly Pressed” page.
Here’s to 500 more posts of continuing obscurity!
Location, Location, Location
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged England, Florida, Martin, stand your ground, Tulsa, Watts, Zimmerman on April 10, 2012| Leave a Comment »
Interesting to note that had Jake England and Alvin Watts conducted their shooting spree against African-Americans in Florida, instead of Tulsa, Oklahoma, they could have claimed they were “standing their ground” and literally gotten away with murder…like this guy did.
Because I Look Good in Camo
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged cosplay, Operation Just Cause, Panama, pun on April 4, 2012| Leave a Comment »
We interrupt our series of postings on the seven deadly sins (see here and here for previous installments) for his horrible pun.
When my friends and I dress up to reenact the American invasion of Panama in 1989, we call it Operation Just CausePlay.
Told you it was a horrible pun.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled program of sinning.
When I Rule the World (Edict #3)…
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged edict, Skype, video call on January 2, 2012| Leave a Comment »
…all people who rudely eat and drink while Skyping (or engaging in any other form of video-call conversation) will be forced to endure a 300-slide PowerPoint presentation on the etiqutte of the 21st Century.
The New Soldiers
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged military, soldiers, war on September 30, 2011| 1 Comment »
After reading various first-hand descriptions of what war and battles, from World War II to the current conflicts in Afghanistan, are really like, I offer these words of wisdom:
The people who can declare war are the people who should fight it.
I’m betting there would be fewer wars.
The Quest for a Fourth
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged Grover, Grover Norquist, Grover Washington Jr. on June 9, 2011| Leave a Comment »
Other than the musician Washington, Jr., the anti-tax crusader Norquist, and the Muppet…can you name another Grover?
End of Days Lexicon
Posted in Henny Youngman, tagged Doomsday, Dupesday, end of the world, Harold Camping on May 25, 2011| Leave a Comment »
A new word for the English language as we enter the End of Days….
…Dupesday n, the day predicted as the end of the world so that frightened people can send the predictor all their money; word usually used after predictor has predicted the end of the world multiple times and keeps coming up with excuses as to why the wold continues to be.
Form Your Troika 